May 20, 2013 • 170,791 notes • parasailin-sarahpalin

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

Douche: hey
Nice girl:
Douche: HEY
Nice girl: what?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
Nice girl: excuse me?
Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
May 20, 2013 • 58,397 notes • townsvillain

fuckyeahlaughters:

when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window 

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May 20, 2013 • 5,827 notes • overhumor
overhumor: wow she has really long le— wait

overhumor:

wow she has really long le—

wait

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May 20, 2013 • 84,834 notes • captawesomesauce

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg

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May 20, 2013 • 19,654 notes • rneerkat

motherfuckingcheese:

smilingemoticon:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

whats a librarians favorite color

read

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May 20, 2013 • 43,190 notes • vivimaria

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May 20, 2013 • 1,605 notes • overhumor

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May 19, 2013 • 50,017 notes • ta-ble
motherfuckingcheese: ianthe: preferred mode of travel tbh IT JUST HAPPENED TO FAST MY BODY WAS NOT READY

motherfuckingcheese:

ianthe:

preferred mode of travel tbh

IT JUST HAPPENED TO FAST

MY BODY WAS NOT READY

May 19, 2013 • 157,826 notes • chrismaggio
motherfuckingcheese: squidwurd: all around me are familiar faces worn out places worn out faces hes looking for a new job

motherfuckingcheese:

squidwurd:

all around me are familiar faces

worn out places

worn out faces

hes looking for a new job

May 19, 2013 • 23,817 notes • jimbertimber

motherfuckingcheese:

barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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were so sorry

May 19, 2013 • 27,860 notes • lastfriedchicken
jaidefinichon:

jaidefinichon:

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May 19, 2013 • 35,344 notes • lovelylops
motherfuckingcheese: THIS IS WAY TOO FUCKIGN CUTE TO BE A REAL FUCKIGN BUNNY IM FUCKING SHITTING MYSELF

motherfuckingcheese:

THIS IS WAY TOO FUCKIGN CUTE TO BE A REAL FUCKIGN BUNNY

IM FUCKING SHITTING MYSELF

May 19, 2013 • 4 notes • motherfuckingcheese
motherfuckingcheese: GURL I JUST GOT MY WEAVE DONE

motherfuckingcheese:

GURL I JUST GOT MY WEAVE DONE

May 19, 2013 • 3,493 notes • rhydonmyhardon

rhydonmyhardon:

i fricken hate math jokes I only get them a fraction of the time

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May 19, 2013 • 161,363 notes • im-a-walking-paradox

cliterallysame:

this is my favorite video on this website

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