Snowball's Chance in Tartarus
Heyo~ I'm tentie annnnddd i'm a senior in highschool near LA. I love to play tennis and go to Disneyland. Also a t.v. junkie. I also have a degree in procrastination :P I hope you enjoy your time viewing :D
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“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
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I “mLAUGINGF SO HAQRD I C OUDN’T CLICK ON THE REBLOGB BUTTONM
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIghT NOW, I CAN’T DSGJDSLGSKJG
OMG, HELP I CaN’T BREATHE
PLEASE SOMEONE HELPI CAN’T FUCKING BREATH OMG hELP OMG OMG OMG SIJFFHDGFD
WHY AM I LAUghing SO HaRd HELP
i CAN’t FUCking BREATH OMg
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HEL P EME
NVJDSFNK I LOVE HW THE ONE SPEAKER
COMPLETEY
FALLS
OFF THE TABLE
I CANT BREAHTBNMNJGD
IT’S BANCMKC OMFG ITKB B ACK
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oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD
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Still the most epic promotion ever.
Sadako 3D is coming, guys.
Holy fuck.
THANKS JAPAN, I DIDN’T NEED SLEEP
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My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.
Reblogging for commentary and thigh love! xx
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MY HEART D:
OMFG NO
Mom’s expression kinda breaks the mood, though…so unfazed.
“Oh, we’re out of milk? Oh well…”
^ BUT THAT MAKES IT WORSE.
WHAT IF HE DOESN’T HAVE A MOM IN HIS DREAMS BECAUSE
HIS MOM NEVER CARED ABOUT HIM IN HIS REAL LIFE.
YOU TAKE THIS POST BACK
YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW
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